Carlos

No more congestion charge
No more parking tickets
No more pay and display tickets
No more bus lane violation tickets
No more road rage
No more bailiffs
No more road tax
No more insurance
No more petrol
No more fear the car would get scratched or dented or scuffed or slashed
No more shoddy and expensive servicing
No more roadside assist call-outs
No more fault remedy
No more depreciation
No more residents parking permits
No more parking problems
No more carrying enough change for parking meters
No more getting stranded in the middle of nowhere
No more car crash fears
No more traffic jams
No more driving at night through rain and fog
No more having to leave somewhere quickly to feed the meter or move the car
No more running out of petrol
No more having to check the tyre pressure or oil
No more people driving right up your arse
No more road joust with Volvo drivers clipping your wing mirrors
No more waiting behind women on mobile phones trying to get a 4×4 through a mile-wide gap

My car has gone. It’s not so bad.