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 true Shahid 2006-05-22T03:08:00+01:00 2006-05-22T02:22:46Z 2006-05-22T02:15:46Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9000144.post-114826414627333569 The President of Iran's Letter To President Bush Please, read this. It's long, but it is so very important. I know it's been around for a few weeks, but please, be honest with yourself. You owe it to yourself to be honest - how many of us have actually read the letter? So aren't we prejudiced? Please, for the sake of your loved ones, your children, yourself, for the sake of humanity, for the hope you might live a few more years to see some false Shahid 2006-05-19T23:11:00+01:00 2006-05-20T00:59:57Z 2006-05-19T22:33:47Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9000144.post-114807802742744698 Life's What You Make It. Right? We raced around Manchester Square on my BMX bike. At 6'4", he utterly dwarfed it. After a few practice runs, he utterly battered my time. He wondered, back in the late 1980s, why he hadn't bought a bicycle. It was utterly insane of course - and completely thrilling to be diving in and out of the flow of traffic whilst circumnavigating the square on a single speed pushbike with no lights in the false Shahid 2006-05-17T21:27:00+01:00 2006-05-17T20:33:46Z 2006-05-17T20:33:46Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9000144.post-114789802661108640 Champions League Muppets That useless fake Gabby Logan is hosting the most important club game in the European calendar. I've written about her before of course, so I shall limit my diatribe somewhat. She still comes out with crap that only a fake could spout. There's a UK show, I forget its name, where a fake tries to fool a panel of judges after training for a month. The Logan bitch, who keeps 20 million far more false Shahid 2006-05-16T21:16:00+01:00 2006-05-16T21:16:14Z 2006-05-16T20:31:44Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9000144.post-114781150494505563 NTL SUCKS NTL SUCKS I have a few stock responses to the NTL customer disservice drones when asked "Which ntl services do you have sir?". The run along the lines of: "None actually, though I'm paying for three.""That's what I'm calling about. I don't have any. Perhaps you could explain why you're charging me for three services then?" "Oh, only the TV. (We pause here, they are thinking that their security false Shahid 2006-05-05T02:39:00+01:00 2006-05-06T19:41:52Z 2006-05-05T01:41:29Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9000144.post-114679328956505494 Somewhat surprised Surprise: Surprised that people are still reading my occasional posts. Surprise that the BNP are being mentioned at all. Surprise that Labour aren't doing worse than they actually are in the polls. Surprise that almost a year to the day after my life being so dramatically broken, I am about to go to LA to attend E3 This brings me to a worry - what if I get arrested and carted off to Gitmo? I false Shahid 2006-04-24T22:19:00+01:00 2006-04-25T07:06:28Z 2006-04-24T21:26:28Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9000144.post-114591398839167124 How to Waste Time at Work You've read everything ever written on how to boost your productivity. Well, sometimes, you know you are getting rogered, and what it boils down to is getting through the tedium of the day with the least amount of energy expended, so that you can at least survive until the next day and feel semi-conscious at the office. Here is a brief exchange between me and a dear friend today, who was false Shahid 2006-04-24T21:10:00+01:00 2006-04-26T00:39:02Z 2006-04-24T20:22:24Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9000144.post-114591014467953410 Ajax is a con! Someone please correct me if I'm barking up the wrong tree here, but all this Web 2.0 malarkey (I'll explain later if you don't know what the hell I'm talking about) is a bit of a con. A saucy tart from afar, but an old lady with black teeth up close. Why? I have been very excited about it. There are some great candidates for Web 2.0 App Of The Day, like: Writeboard Voo2Do Google false